**Product Review** --Sex-A-Peel Vibrator

We've all heard the stories. We all know someone that knows someone that's done it. You know what I mean...a cucumber here, a zucchini there, even a ~gasp!~ banana. Vegetable sex is one of those urban myths of the unfulfilled horny housewife, much like a warm apple pie is for teenagers of a certain age...have you ever wondered what it might be like to get your groove on with something from the fruit bowl? Too afraid of the unforgiving bumps and ridges of the real deal, or incurring the wrath of the yeasty beasties? Fear not, brave pleasure seeker!! Our friends at Babeland have made it easy to satisfy your curiosity with the Sex-A-Peel Vibrator.

The Sex-A-Peel is a hot pink, banana-shaped vibe made from high-quality silicone. Yep, you heard me right--a bright pink banana--for your coochie!! The Sex-A-Peel is as fun as it is pretty--in addition to being a super-realistic banana, it also sports a fantastic little bullet vibe. The bullet is powered on 3 watch batteries (included!) that, while they won't last forever, pack a surprisingly powerful punch. The vibe is nicely powerful on its own--it comes out of the banana-bonus!--and the silicone body of the vibe conducts the vibrations throughout. The Sex-A-Peel is about 7" long, with a realistic banana curve--perfect for g-spot action! It's about 1 1/2" around, and gives a very full feeling. Be sure to use lots of water-based lube with this one. While the silicone is awesome--boilable and long-lasting!--it will pull at the skin unless adequately lubed up. As always, I recommend Babelube--its gel-like consistency is a good choice for this toy, as it might be a bit thick for a beginner.

So does it work?
The bullet vibe on the Sex-A-Peel is surprisingly powerful--used on its own, it might just become one of your favorites. The batteries won't last long, but are inexpensive to replace, and this bullet is totally worth it. While I was very impressed with the bullet out of the banana, once in, it loses much of its potency. This is due mostly to the excellent quality of the banana itself--this is no flimsy little piece of plastic, but a thick, weighty piece of fruit! The vibrations are strongest if you use the end closest to the bullet on/near your clit, but that sort of defeats the purpose of insertation. The curve is nice for stimulation of the g-spot, and as I said, I found that the banana itself gives a very full feeling.

I'm going to dispense of my normal "Goods/Bads" on this one--here's the deal: If you are expecting earth-shattering vibrations, this isn't the vibe for you. If you're a size queen and secretly covet the zucchini on your counter, this isn't the vibe for you. BUT if you are willing to drop not a lot of money on something very fun, you should consider the Sex-A-Peel.

Here are my 5 main reasons why you buy the Sex-A-Peel today:
1. It's a PINK BANANA VIBRATOR. Do you have a sense of humor, or what?!
2. At only $39 at Babeland, this is not a huge money investment and is well worth the smile you will get every time you look at it.
3. The bullet vibe is quiet and powerful all on its own.
4. Silicone--Sanitary, Safe, Superior.
5. It's a PINK BANANA VIBRATOR. ??!! Why WOULDN'T you want one?!?!