**Product Review**--Sliquid Pink Lemonade

Sliquid Pink Lemonade--graciously sent to us by our good friends at Babeland Toys--is a slick, glossy, tasty ride. Sliquid is known through the lubricant industry for being super body-friendly with its glycerin and paraben-free formulas, and this product is no exception. Sliquid products are 100% vegan friendly, and being water-based, they’re safe to use with all of your silicone toys. Win!
This particular Sliquid product, Sliquid Pink Lemonade, contains lemon zest and grapefruit flavoring for a citrusy zing on your girlie bits! Or maybe a fruit-flavored blow job? You can get creative! It’s an especially good product to introduce to a partner who is a bit too vanilla... (Get it?! Don’t worry...I’ll be here all night!) The best part is that you won’t have to worry that you’re putting anything bad for you on your most sensitive spots.


In the interest of full disclosure, I was not super excited about this product after the first time I tested it. My experience was not all bad, though. I thought the consistency of Sliquid Pink Lemonade was fantastic—that’s been my experience with other Sliquid products as well. The formula is non-sticky and says that it is “designed to emulate your body’s own natural lubrication,” and it’s no lie. I’ve had experiences with other lubes that seem almost TOO ‘slick’ and artificial feeling; that is certainly not the case with Sliquid. This lube has an almost silky texture that is very consistent with the natural feeling of your own girlie juice.

My biggest problem with Sliquid is that it does NOT last as long you may want. Yes, yes—it’s a water-based lube and therefore can be re-activated with a little water...but really? Who wants to get up in the middle of doing the deed to “re-liquefy?”

Then there was the taste factor...I found the Pink Lemonade to be less pink lemonade tasting and more...lemon Pledge tasting. Not sure about you, friend, but I don’t want my hoo-ha tasting like something reminiscent of furniture polish. But I just can’t trust my own judgment...so I brought the stuff to work and let the girls there give it a try!
The verdicts:
Sheena & Brandy thought it tasted soapy. Kelly & Katie each liked the taste initially, but disliked the immediate after-taste--Possibly because of the aspertame?
Susan disliked the taste AND the consistency—she screamed out, and I quote, “It feels like cum!”
That’s a good thing, right?!

My reaction upon retrying it was not much different than it had been the first time—While the Pink Lemonade flavor is not UNpleasant, it’s not exactly something that leaves you craving more. And when someone has their face buried in my cunt, I want them begging for more—Not rushing the job to be free of the furniture polish flavor!

So Does it Work?
I tried out Sliquid Pink Lemonade during solo play first—better to enjoy the feel without the taste, I figured! Sliquid lubricants remain one of my favorite brands. The Sliquid Pink Lemonade was perfect to use with a vibrator, and soon I couldn’t tell what was the lube and what was my own wetness—and that’s exactly what an intimate lubricant should do. I don’t think Sliquid stays as ‘wet’ as other lubes, but during solo use the lube outlasts my orgasm, and that’s what counts!

I decided to give Sliquid another taste-test, this time my subject would be someone with a penis.
The Actor is my most voracious rug muncher, and also always willing to help try new products, so he was the one that got the call to come over and help. As usual, his oral prowess did not disappoint, and he had me seeing stars waaaaay before the Sliquid had a chance to dry out. When my legs had finally stopped twitching, he sat up to wipe off his chin and I immediately demanded a critique of the product. He flopped down next to me and commandeered my pillow and stared at the ceiling thoughtfully without speaking for a bit.
“WELL?!” I demanded.
“It was...distracting,” he finally admitted. ”But I don’t generally like flavored lubes. What’s the point?” His final thought: the taste of the Pink Lemonade was sweet, but also weirdly chemical tasting on his tongue. I again wonder if that’s the aspertame in the formula—none of us are diet soda drinkers and I try to avoid aspertame in my daily diet...I strongly suspect that is the cause of the aftertaste of the Sliquid Swirl, and that’s doubly unfortunate since Sliquid is known for being body friendly.

I gave the Actor a blow job using the Swirl next; after the deed was done, the thing I was most impressed with, aside from the slickness, was the amount of time The Actor was able to spend going downtown on me. I really couldn’t stand the taste of the stuff. This is unfortunate, because I really liked the lube for its...lubricating properties.

The Goods
-Sliquid Pink Lemonade is an awesome glycerin/paraben free formula that’s vegan friendly. Everyone loves those vegans!
-The texture is awesome—no artificial sliminess, no stickiness...it’s just like your own wet stuff.
-Safe for all of your toys—silicone included.

The Bads
-Dries out faster than you might like, but it can be ‘reactivated’ with a little water.
-The taste was, for me, not a plus. There may be plenty of people out there that might think the Pink Lemonade flavor is awesome; there may also be people out there that WANT their pussies to taste like furniture polish. Sadly, I am not one of them. I wish this formula didn’t contain aspertame, as I suspect that was why I didn’t like it. For those adventurers out there that drink diet soda and chew sugar-free gum, though, this might taste like home!


Sliquid Pink Lemonade is a slippery, good-for-your-body lube that replicates the body’s natural lubrication very well. Its silky slick texture feels great, but unfortunately, the taste of the Pink Lemonade didn’t leave us begging for more. This is a lube I'll use again and again during solo play or for penetration, but we'll be skipping it during oral play. Thanks as always to our friends at Babeland Toys for providing us with this product in exchange for an honest, fair review!